Tuesday, February 26, 2008

10 Tips for Survivng a Zombie Attack.

Are you ready for the Zombiepocalypse?

Here are 10 tips to help you survive in a zombie attack:
  1. Organize before they rise!
  2. They feel no fear, why should you?
  3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
  4. Blades don’t need reloading.
  5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
  6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
  7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
  8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
  9. No place is safe, only safer.
  10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Failure to follow these tips may result in death and/or zombification.


Lola...again said...

Thanks! I'm pretty sure that that might come in handy some day.....maybe!

It's Just me! said...

Well, I'm good then! I've got tight clothes (not by choice but by chubs!) and I have the short hair!! YIPEE! I may be zombie free for a while!

Lynsey Lou knee deep in poo said...

Have you noticed that you are the only man on any of our blogs. and the not so nerdy people are all ladies. ok I just thought I would let you know (Im pregnant and I state the obvious) K bye