He-Man was NOT a Doll!

Did your Dad ever harass you about your G.I. Joe guys, or your He-Man warriors? mine did. He would always come in when I was in the middle of an epic battle against the forces of evil whether that be Skeletor, Cobra, Darth Vader, or Lord Dredd (from Captain Power) and say to me and my friend "Quit playing with your dolls!". This t-shirt from Jinx.com has my response: "They're not dolls, they're action figures". It would make me so mad when he'd say this to me.

They ARE Action Figures Dad, Gosh!

Furniture for Medieval Nerds

If you are the kind of Nerd that enjoys wearing chainmail or attends Renaissance festivals, chances are you are a virgin would enjoy decorating your home with sculptural furniture like the “Subservient Dragon”glass-topped table. Or perhaps you would like to feel like the King of all Nerds sitting in the “Celtic Dragon" Throne.

Useless Fact - 3-18-08

FACT: Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P".

OK.. So what would they have called a game about "Puck Man's" Mom?

Useless Fact - 3-17-08

FACT: 65% of all Elvis impersonators are of Asian decent.

"Rove me tender, Rove me sweet, Never ret me go. You have made my rife comprete, And I rove you so.

Rove me tender, Rove me true, Arr my dreams fulfirred. For my darrin I love you, And I arways wirr.

Rove me tender, Rove me rong, Take me to your heart. For its there that I berong, And werr never part.

Rove me tender, Rove me dear, Terr me you are mine. I'rr be yours through arr the years,
Tirr the end of time.

(When at rast my dreams come true , Darring this I know, Happiness wirr forrow you, Everywhere you go)."

Ice Shurikens

Never be unarmed again while drinking your favorite beverage. Ice Shurikens will not keep your drink cold, but can be used as deadly throwing objects. The cool thing is that once you have defeated your attackers using these frozen weapons, but they will melt leaving only a pool of water to baffle investigators.

Useless Fact - 3-14-08

FACT: About 1 out of every 70 people who pick their nose actually eat their boogers.

Useless Fact - 3-9-08

FACT: Picasso’s full name was Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz Picasso.

How'd you like to baptize someone with that name?